IC voicemail for Cronus @mallowhallow

[you're greeted by a male voice with an odd accent that makes his "w"s and "v"s sound very similar to each other and elongated]

This is Cronus. Leavwe all your details here and I'll get back to you. Especially, if you're a beautiful wvoman.

[maybe if someone calls him out on the sleeziness of his message he'll change it]